About this property

Spacious Accommodation: The Green Monkey Lux Suite at The Grumpy Schnauzer B&B in New Monkland offers spacious rooms with private bathrooms, balconies, and garden or mountain views. Each room includes a work desk, wardrobe, and free WiFi. Spa Facilities: Guests can relax in the hot tub, fitness centre, or sun terrace. The property features a lounge, games room, and outdoor seating area. Spa facilities include a sauna and steam room. Breakfast Options: A variety of breakfast options are available, including continental, à la carte, vegetarian, and vegan. Breakfast includes juice, pancakes, and other delicious items. Local Attractions: Located 32 km from Glasgow Airport, the B&B is near Celtic Park and Glasgow Cathedral, each 17 km away. Other attractions include Glasgow Central Station and Hampden Park, each 20 km distant.

Couples particularly like the location — they rated it 9.7 for a two-person trip.

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Property highlights

Perfect for a 3-night stay!

Top location: Highly rated by recent guests (9.7)

Breakfast info

Continental, Vegetarian, Vegan


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Guests who stayed here loved

  • Gary
    United Kingdom United Kingdom
    Host where welcoming hot tub was great and room done up perfect for arrival
  • Findlay
    United Kingdom United Kingdom
    We loved our stay here, we came for a quiet peaceful night which it was just that. As we were here to chill we never used the availability of the gym. We skipped breakfast as we were meeting friends for breakfast in Glasgow so can't comment on...
  • Hayley
    United Kingdom United Kingdom
    Hot tub area fantastic, room was perfect, hosts were great! Can't fault this place. We got free easter eggs aswell. Very thoughtful, every detail is thought of! Loved the breakfast glasses with the wee surprise inside ;) cosy robes and slippers,...
  • Annemarie
    United Kingdom United Kingdom
    Room was amazing. Comfortable bed and hottub was so relaxing. Breakfast was delish and loved eating it in the room
  • Shelley
    United Kingdom United Kingdom
    I can't fault this B&B ... I've stayed in lots of hotels and I can honestly say this is the most comfortable n relaxed atmosphere I've ever experienced... the owners went way above to please guests and nothing was any bother if we required...
  • Floriane
    France France
    Tout était absolument parfait et pensé avec beaucoup de soin. La chambre était spacieuse, très joliment décorée et avec une vue magnifique sur la campagne. Le jacuzzi était à l'écart, sans aucun vis à vis et parfaitement propre et chaud ! Quant...
  • Keir
    United Kingdom United Kingdom
    Staff were extremely attentive and we were well looked after

Quality rating

Booking.com rated the quality of this property as 4 out of 5 based on factors such as facilities, size, location and services provided.

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House rules

The Green Monkey Lux Suite at The Grumpy Schnauzer B&B Private Hot Tub, Gym, Breakfast, Stunning! takes special requests - add in the next step!
Check-in
From 15:00 to 00:00
Check-out
From 00:00 to 11:00
Cancellation/ prepayment
Cancellation and prepayment policies vary according to accommodation type. Please check what conditions may apply to each option when making your selection.
Children and beds

Child policies

Children are not allowed.

Cot and extra bed policies

Cots and extra beds are not available at this property.

No age restriction
There is no age requirement for check-in
Pets
Pets are not allowed.
Payments by Booking.com
Booking.com takes your payment on behalf of the property for this stay, but make sure you have cash for any extras once you get there.
Smoking
Smoking is not allowed.
Quiet hours
Guests must be quiet between 23:00 and 07:00.

The fine print

Need-to-know information for guests at this property

Quiet hours are between 23:00:00 and 07:00:00.

This property has identified that it does not require a short-term rental license or registration