Hi, I’m your host—though chances are, you might never actually see me! 😆 I’m a super busy nurse running a hectic care home, so if you call and I don’t pick up, don’t take it personally! I promise I’m not ignoring you—I’m probably juggling a million things, but I’ll always reply with a message as soon as I can. Think of me as your Airbnb guardian angel—always watching over things (from a distance), making sure everything runs smoothly, and swooping in via text whenever you need me. 🏡✨ Need anything? Just shoot me a message, and I’ll get back to you faster than you can say “extra fast WiFi.” Enjoy your stay! 🚀

Welcome to Your Cozy Henbury Hideaway! Looking for a simple, no-fuss place to rest your head in Bristol? Congratulations—you’ve found it! Nestled in the heart of Henbury, this charmingly straightforward home offers everything you need and nothing you don’t (because, let’s be honest, who really needs a golden jacuzzi?). 🏡 What’s inside? A selection of rooms—each with lockable doors (because personal space is priceless). A shared bathroom—because sharing is caring (but don’t worry, it’s clean and functional!). A fully equipped kitchen—whip up a midnight snack or pretend you’re on MasterChef. Superfast internet—stream, scroll, or send emails at the speed of light. 🚀 Who’s it for? Tired travelers needing a comfy stopover before catching a flight from Bristol Airport. Hardworking professionals looking for a quiet spot to crash after a long day. Adventurers passing through Bristol who just need a good night’s sleep and WiFi to upload their selfies. So, if you need a no-frills, comfortable stay with all the essentials (and extra-fast WiFi to keep up with your Netflix binges), this Henbury gem has you covered!

So, you’ve landed in Henbury—congrats! It’s a lovely little neighborhood, as long as you don’t confuse my house with my neighbors'. They’re great people, but they won’t be thrilled if you ring their doorbells instead of mine or accidentally park in their driveway (seriously, parking is free everywhere—no need for driveway diplomacy). Oh, and please use my bin, not theirs—I promise, I own a perfectly good one! 🍔 Food & Shopping Feeling peckish? You’re in luck! The high street is packed with shops and takeaways. If you’re in the mood for a global culinary adventure, Dino’s has an insane selection of food from all over the world. Want something classic, British, and budget-friendly? Aldi is nearby—because nothing says “home away from home” like cheap snacks and mystery-brand biscuits. 🚍 Getting Around Heading into the city? You’ve got options! Uber: About twenty pounds to the center if you like direct and effortless travel. Bus: Just 100 meters away, hop on Bus 1, grab a seat on the top deck, and enjoy a panoramic tour of Bristol while the driver tests your faith in public transport. So, enjoy your stay, respect the neighbors, and remember—this is Henbury, not Hogwarts, so let’s keep the magic to our own front doors! 🚪✨